Why is your English so Good?

It's funny how sometimes we have certain assumptions about other countries, this is a light hearted talk on assumptions that people have had on me coming from Singapore from English not being my first language to Singapore being the capital of China. And assumptions that I have had on the US like assuming the "shotgun" of a car was an actual shotgun to thinking the entire US was like what I saw on Seinfeld and Friends. It's going to be a a light hearted talk and make fun of certain assumptions proving once and for all that when you assume you make really do make an a$$ out of you and me. ;-)